The 150 Best New Drag Names: Try One On!

The author, center, at RuPaul’s DragCon NYC 2018, a consortium of drag power. At right: Current Miss Hell’s Kitchen, Gloria Swansong. | Photo courtesy of the author

BY MICHAEL MUSTO | I love a good drag name because it not only encompasses clever wordplay, but it can also be refreshingly incorrect, because it’s only a name, after all, and drag queens are supposed to shake up societal norms. I’ve written for years about the best drag names, and now I’ve dreamed up a whole new batch, ripe for aspiring queens everywhere. Feel free to grab a name, throw on some rouge and heels, and become an internationally acclaimed star. And I’ll gladly throw in some drag king names too, because those names are just as intoxicatingly funny.

But first, let me pontificate about drag queens themselves and their place in the sociocultural landscape. They have long been the court jesters of the scene, the ones who can instantly spruce things up with zingers, lip sync, cartwheels, and often, actual singing too. (It’s not easy to be able to both mouth someone’s vocals and provide your own, but drag queens are more multifaceted than your garden-variety entertainer.)

If a drag queen’s name is on an invite, I’ve always felt that it’s a good idea to head there and get some guaranteed giggles and a cathartic release. Drag queens who specialize in making fun of women’s bodily functions are in it for the wrong reason—they’re playing out their misogyny while tapping into the crowd’s—but they’re in the vast minority. Most drag queens adore women and love stepping into heightened versions of their ensembles to play-act for racy comedy and high drama.

In the 1960s, many drag queens aimed for realness because, while women were oppressed, they weren’t quite as looked down upon as gay men, who were classified as mentally ill. A lot of the queens in the classic 1968 documentary The Queen wear lovely gowns and tasteful makeup and walk demurely down the beauty pageant runway, clearly living their fantasy. But there’s always been a clowny faction of the drag community too, consisting of gals who exaggerate the makeup and mannerisms for comic effect, making drag into performance art more than impersonation.

Michael Musto and “RuPaul’s Drag Race” Season 7 star Mrs. Kasha Davis. | Photo courtesy of Davis

Whatever type of drag queen they are, these performers have always had to keep smiling in the face of a lot of crap. Look at all the ridiculous hoopla about the “dangers” of drag queens reading to kids, a ludicrous hate campaign pushed by God-fearing MAGAs. The parents willingly bring their offspring, who by all reports are amused and entertained, and there’s nothing all that dangerous about reading. So what on earth is the problem? But it’s even more upsetting when the drag queens are oppressed by their own community.

Gay men have often projected a shame about tapping into their feminine side, preferring instead to act out macho stereotypes, while feeling uncomfortable about guys who play well in crinolines and mascara. Interestingly, in 1973, drag queens were forbidden from performing in NYC’s Pride rally because feminists found them an offensive parody of womanhood. (Famed activist Sylvia Rivera managed to get to the stage, but only with a fight.)

But drag queens prevailed and, thanks to the success of RuPaul’s Drag Race, there are more of them than ever, most of them busy compiling reels in hopes that they’ll get on the show and wind up with better bookings.

The downside of this is that every single NYC gay bar (when they’re open) books nothing but drag queens, obscuring the fact that there used to be other kinds of talent put before us. These gals are crawling out of the woodwork like bedbugs! The parade of Mariah Carey lip syncs can be wearying, and there’s a definite hunger for other types of entertainment, whether it be stand-up comedy, magic tricks, rock bands—anything but drag. But whenever I’m on the verge of being fed up with all the cries of “Make some noise!,” I once again revel in the beauty of drag queens and the hard work they do, which involves tucking and primping, followed by earning those tips with flawless showmanship (or show-womanship).

And gay bars, please consider booking drag kings too. They are slick and subversive, many of them mocking male boorishness and bravado in staggering, swaggering ways. Here’s to them. And here are the 150 best names:


Abbe Road

Aida Sandwich

Andrea Doria

Ann Tagonism

Anya Toes

Auntie Mask

Bananas Foster

Barb Weir

Barbie Queue

Bi Felicia

Bindi Scovered

Blair Witch

Blanche Debris

Brandy Snifter

Brie Wheel

Brooke Trout

Michael Musto and Brooklyn-based Merrie Cherry. | Photo courtesy of Callen-Lorde Community Health Center

Brooklyn Turnpike

Buffet Dunaway

Camryn Mypocket

Candy Counter

Carmen Knowledge

Carmen Whore

Celie Posturepedic

Charity Gala

Cher Secrets

Cinnamon Gelato

Dakota Duplex

Dinah Fries

Dusty Slippers

Edie Amin

Eileen Cuisine

Elyse Onlife

Estee Later

Felice Cumpleanos

Felicity Patterns

Fern Gully

Fonda Dixx

Frida Prisoners

Georgia Recount

Ginger Chews

Glenn Cove

Harper Valley

Hope Diamond

Ida Satonit

Ima Letyoufinish

Ivana Stylist

Ivy Drip

Izzy Available

Jenna Reveal

Jolie Laide

Juanita Burger

Juris Prudence

Kay Pasa

Lala Land

Lena Little-Closer

Lillith Fair

Linda Vista

Liv A. Little

Liza Plenty

Lois Shelf

Lotte Nerve

Lourdes Prayer

Luba Chevy

Lucy Goosey

Lulu Lemon

Lynn Mia Tenor

Margarita Pizza

Marlee Superior

Marsha DaFalsettos

Michael Musto and “RuPaul’s Drag Race” Season 9 star Charlie Hides, at the Triad Theatre (UWS, NYC). | Photo courtesy of the author

Megyn Excuses

Mercy Beaucoup

Mimi N. St. Louis

Minnie Cupcakes

Mira Image

Molly Kills

Nelly Queen

Nevaeh Again

Nico Time

Nita Quarter

Nita Tylenol

Narnia Business

Onna Clearday

Paris Original

Penny Dreadful

Piper Heidsick

Raisa Hallelujah

Rana Marathon

Rhea Magining

Rhetta Manuscript

Rona Rave

Rose Garden

Rose Hips

Roxy Music

Rula Thumb

Ruta DaProblem

Ruta Wakening

Sandra Dee List

Savannah Georgia

Michael Musto singing with long-running performer Flotilla DeBarge, at Club Cumming (East Village, NYC). | Photo courtesy of the author

Scarlett Letter

Sela Screenplay

Senta Vawoman

Shea Butter

Shirley Not

Shonda Lier

Stormie Weather

Summer Solstice

Sybil Rights

Tanya Buttocks

Taylor Guitars

Telma Therapist

Tess Ticular

Tish School

Tori Adorable

Viva LaFrance


Al Catraz

Al Dente

Bill Please

Charlie Horse

Christmas Yves

Clearance Thomas

Cliff Hanger

Dick Deficient

Emory Board

Evan Jellicle

Hal 9000

Hy Hopes

From 2010, L to R: Dirty Martini, Michael Musto, Murray Hill. | Photo by Andrew Werner

Jackson Hole

Jim Workout

Lance Boil

Les Conversation

Manny Others

Mickey Finn

Mike Check

Moe Better

Nat Swatter

O.J. Spritzer

Otto Eroticism

Phil Din

Rich Relations

Rocky Future

Seamus Again

Societal Norm

Special Ed

Taurus Attraction

Tim Drum

Tommy Knockers

Tony Predictions

Vinnie Vidi-Vicci

Wayne E. Forecast

Yul Log

Michael Musto is a columnist, pop cultural and political pundit, NYC nightlife chronicler, author, and the go-to gossip responsible for the long-running (1984-2013) Village Voice column, “La Dolce Musto.” His work regularly appears on this website, as well as and Follow Musto on Twitter, via @mikeymusto.


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